Actual Bumper Stickers!!! by Neil Halliday

• I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
• We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
• Born free... taxed to death.
• A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
• There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
• BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
• I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
• I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
• If, a two letter word for futility
• I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
• If something goes without saying, LET IT!
• ATO We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
• Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
• I love cats ... they taste just like chicken
• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
• Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.
• Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
• I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
• When there's a will, I want to be in it!
• Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
• Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
• Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
• Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !
• Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
• Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
• Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
• A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
• Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
• Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
• Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
• I souport publik edekasion
• hoket on foniks werked fur me
• 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
• I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.

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Last edited: 05/22/02