Special Christmas Entertainment from James Martin

Instead if just wishing people joy and merriment at Christmas why not make them really merrry with this fresh crop of gems from our students' exams?

On phonetics

• - sounds are produced when we breathe out in the English language
• - the Primary Cardinal Vowel System is language free
• - we also look at the decree of the tongue raised
• - air finds the vocal cords wide open, so it does not disturb them.
• - the circumstances surrounding the articulation of this sound is such that air is suppressed from the upstream and more pressure is compiled behind the closure
• - compressed air is waiting for the lips to part for the escapement and the sound comes out like a hissing snake
• - once lips have parted rapidly, air escaped abruptly causing explosion with suddenty like a tyre busting
• - vibration of the vocal cords can be heard when the ears are plucked
• - labialisation is a process in which when somebody is speaking you watch the position of their lips
• - thick vocal folds found in men produce bass sound and thin vocal folds produce high pitched sounds as in ladies

On syntax and semantics

• - when we separate morphemes accordingly we result in morps. The morp 's' is said to be generative as it shows possession e.g. Tom's keys
• - there is contrast in the medieval position of a word
• - if an utterance breaks down it shows it is an acceptable sentence
• - in that linear order, some words belong together with others but not with others
• - if the parts moved demands to be moved with the other parts, then, they are believed to form a unit in that they are inseparable.
• - 'The child in the house will return the drink into the refregirator'. This sentence can be splilted into various parts of speech that every sentence belong.
• - it is clear from the above example that if a main verb gatecrushes the tag, the results are disastrous in that the sentence becomes ungrammatical.
• - in conclusion, the tag and question formation rules cited so far can cater for all the examples in English no matter how stubborn that the other rules cannot cater for.
• - a person cannot be married and not be unmarried at the same time
• - you must be demonstrative to join the riots
• - an example of structural ambignity is: 'The dog saw the duck while in the pod'
• - 'John was looking for the glasses?' One meaning of this sentence is that John was looking on behalf of the glasses.
• - unfriendliness: - liness: an affix to show concern
• - trunk - a container for storing clothiers
• - finally, the points covered in this essay were readily comprehended during the research and thus those left out were not in any way being descriminated against. Perhaps the limitation of the length of this essay has also contributed to the failure to include other points as well. Lastly one needs to point out that there is a lot of literature on the above topics though all the materiel could not be comprehended because of limitation of space.

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